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'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I told you if you wanted that fur coat sacrifices would have to be made."

Classy Dogs.

Lady of the bath...

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

Fly Artist

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Duchess

"Blast from the past!"

cayetana de alba

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

Apocalipsis

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Downtrodden Abbey

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'