Aristocrat Admirer Gifts

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I told you if you wanted that fur coat sacrifices would have to be made."

Classy Dogs.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Lady of the bath...

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Fly Artist

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Gentleman's Club Scene

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

"Blast from the past!"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Duchess

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

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The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

"So what are you the earl of?"

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Downtrodden Abbey

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'