Aristocratic Enthusiast Gifts

Der Rosenkavalier

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

The Nobility Scooter

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

View Down Ladies' Mile

A cavalier gentleman.

'One day this will be someone else's.'

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

"I told you if you wanted that fur coat sacrifices would have to be made."

Classy Dogs.

"And on the floor is the present duchess...."

Countess

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

Queen Elizabeth II

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

Butler to child, "Your parents wish to inform you that they love you."

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"I shall require many menservants."

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'