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The Duchess and her new Maid

A cavalier gentleman.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Robert Schumann

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Charles Baudelaire

J. M. W. Turner

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Duchess

"Blast from the past!"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"So what are you the earl of?"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Apocalipsis

The Nobility Scooter

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

"I'm still wearing the same size I wore as a boy."

View Down Ladies' Mile

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'