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'The cows are out.'

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Arlo Smith - Nobody Special But Rich Enough To Build This Statue

So Sympathetic

'New money or old money?'

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

Will Sir be going on to his usual club ?

'Talk to your wife, Lord Tuttenbottom. She refused to sleep with me!'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'That? Oh that's the order of the early bath.'

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'

It'll never work, my dear, we come from completely different backgrounds!

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

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"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."

"I'm feeling frisky Simkins - go and make love to one of the servant girls for me..."

Downtrodden Abbey

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

Louche Leg. A disease of convenience and luxury.

"Apparently, they're 'old money'. He's one of the very first National lottery winners."

"No, I'm just Viceroy, that's Roy over there!"

Two upper class gentlemen discussing drinking fountains

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Act 1. 'Wait for me'. Act 2. Waited.

Boy: 'No? Why don't you never treat yourself to no luxuries, Guvner?'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Peers and the Nobility - Parties

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Two Men Conversing At A Ball.