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"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

Louche Leg. A disease of convenience and luxury.

"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!"

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Proud to be posh!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Tradesman/Lottery Millionaires entrance

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

Man Asking Ugly Woman To Dance.

View Down Ladies' Mile

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

Two porters carry a king

"Congratulations, it's a nepo baby."

"I shall require many menservants."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

cayetana de alba

Duchess

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

"It's non-negotiable."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Downtrodden Abbey