Aristocracy Fan Gifts

Ladies' Mile

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Duchess

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

cayetana de alba

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Downtrodden Abbey

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"So what are you the earl of?"

Queen

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

So Sympathetic

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

The Nobility Scooter

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Heroic portrait of an aristocrat

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'