Aristocracy Buff Gifts

Queen

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Why is it always about me?'

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Pickle

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Privatized Jails

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Newton's Law and Order.

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Gentleman's Club Scene

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'New money or old money?'

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'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Politics pre - DJT

Duchess