Aristocracy Observer Gifts

"He'll be damned difficult to replace!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

cayetana de alba

Duchess

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Queen

Downtrodden Abbey

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"So what are you the earl of?"

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

So Sympathetic

The Nobility Scooter

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

'Now that's an afro!'

Heroic portrait of an aristocrat