Aristocracy Observer Gifts

"He'll be damned difficult to replace!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'New money or old money?'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Duchess

cayetana de alba

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

Queen

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"So what are you the earl of?"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Downtrodden Abbey

So Sympathetic

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

The Nobility Scooter

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'