Aristocracy Buff Mugs

Queen

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Why is it always about me?'

Newton's Law and Order.

Occupy: Cartoon shops that make fun of zebras.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Privatized Jails

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'New money or old money?'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"I want to report a race crime.'

Politics pre - DJT

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Duchess