Aristocrat Aficionado Pillows

Proud to be posh!

Second hand furniture.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Gentleman's Club Scene

Grandfather Clock

Johannes Gutenberg

A new meaning in the Roman

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'New money or old money?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

cayetana de alba

Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.