Aristocrat Enthusiast Pillows

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

cayetana de alba

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Duchess

"So what are you the earl of?"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Downtrodden Abbey

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

So Sympathetic

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

The Nobility Scooter

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."