Aristocrat Wannabe Pillows

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Gentleman's Club Scene

'New money or old money?'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Duchess

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

cayetana de alba

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Downtrodden Abbey

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

Queen

"You think more of Football than you do of me!", "I think more of Earl Spencer than I do of you!!"

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"So what are you the earl of?"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

The Nobility Scooter

So Sympathetic

Owner: 'Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?' Jockey: 'Yes m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind.'

Heroic portrait of an aristocrat

Potential Partners

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

A cavalier gentleman.