School Success Seeker Gifts

"My grades improved when I stopped asking my dad for help."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Butterfly Woman

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Upward Progress

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

The rope to success.

Win - win

Gloat

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Ladder of Success.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."