Sports Success Seeker Gifts

First Prize!

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

The rope to success.

Win - win

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Gloat

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Ladder of Success.

'They're a very successful family.'

Midnight Basketball

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'You are doing it wrong.'