Sport Seeker Gifts

'Got any rugby jobs?'

Ancient Racing

Muscles

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Exercise Bars

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

First Prize!

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Computer Controlled Car

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Macho man body building club.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'