Sport Seeker Pillows

'Got any rugby jobs?'

Muscles

Ancient Racing

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bob's Driving School.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

First Prize!

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Computer Controlled Car

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'