Sportsmanship Seeker Pillows

'You are doing it wrong.'

Premature celebration

"What have you done?"

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

First Prize!

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Then and Now.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Sportsmanship

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Bull with gun

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'We could have a problem here lads.'

Victim support

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Er...Eric..."

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

Rugger.

'No hitting below the belt.'