Sportsmanship Seeker Pillows

'You are doing it wrong.'

Premature celebration

"What have you done?"

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

First Prize!

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Then and Now.

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

Sportsmanship

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

Bull with gun

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Victim support

'We could have a problem here lads.'