Sportsmanship Pillows

The winner takes it all?

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

Knight jousting using a magnet.

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

'... Good trial!... Good trial!... good trial!... Good trial!...'

'Don't be such a sour loser.'

'Tenzing, if you hid it on Everest again, we're just gonna have to stop playing capture the flag.'

Chess bowling.

Red card

Hunting in Soctland

Bad losers.

Rugby was the winner on the day!

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Things get heated at the outing.

"It's not her winning I mind, it's the "I am woman hear me roar" she always yells."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."

'No hitting below the belt.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Hey! That's holding.'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

'I don't suppose he's congratulating him on his performance.'

Rugger.

'What do you mean you didn't win the race?'

"It is unforgivable to use gamesmanship on the golf course - either by ill timed noises..."

Cheating at Golf.

'Never mind. It's not the winning, it's the taking part.'

'Let this be a lesson...never laugh at someone who double-faults match point!'

Competitive sport was frowned upon.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"