Sporty Fun Seeker Pillows

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'I'll concede that, boss.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Pesky students.

Get on with it!

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Clown Skis.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

The Final Selfie

Photobooth Photobomb

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Children's Entertainer

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Miriam keeps me young."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion