Sporty Ride Seeker Pillows

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Ancient Racing

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Bob's Driving School.

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People