Sleigh Ride Seeker Pillows

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'I waxed the runners.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'