Sleigh Riding Pillows

"It' not a turn signal. It's a nasty pimple."

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

"Better give him more slack, Ernie! That cable is really straining!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Skiing Holiday

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'I waxed the runners.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Slippery underfoot