Sporty Fun Seekers Pillows

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Photobooth Photobomb

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People

"Miriam keeps me young."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Turn Down For What.

"You know damn well what noise!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"