Fitness Fun Seekers Pillows

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Fitness Programme for babies

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Too much monkey business...

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Children's Entertainer

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."