Fitness Fun Lover Pillows

Snowperson Yoga

"No - running late, jumping to conclusions, pushing your luck and jogging your memory, doesn't count as exercise."

'Hundred and fifty kilos of slimming pills please!...And a glass of water.'

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

'My goal is to be able to fit my laptop on my lap.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Be Healthy

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'