Fitness Journey Seeker Pillows

'As a measure of last resort we could divide you into two people.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Jogging...

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Guy in gym

Yoga for beginners,

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."