Fitness Journey Enthusiasts Pillows

'I don't know what looks worse, the excess weight or the saggy look when I lose it.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The rock caricature

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Dog stretching before a walk.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."