Fitness Journey Pillows

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

Before and After diet photos.

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I wonder if she enjoyed losing weight as much as I enjoyed gaining it."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

'Hey, Chuck! You look GREAT! Lose weight?...Workin' out?...Sex change?'

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'