New Fitness Journey Pillows

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Jogging...

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Ring for Service.

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

How can we improve our health?

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"