Starting Fitness Journey Pillows

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Guy in gym

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Jogging...

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

Ring for Service.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

How can we improve our health?

Woman on running machine next to a cake.