Getting Fit Journey Pillows

Ring for Service.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Jogging...

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Guy in gym

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'