Getting Fit Journey Pillows

Ring for Service.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Guy in gym

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Jogging...

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."