Starting A New Fitness Journey Pillows

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'You're taking an aerobics class? -- is there that much air?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Jogging...

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Guy in gym

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Ring for Service.

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'