Starting A New Fitness Program Pillows

'This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned the new fitness program.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Jogging...

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

How can we improve our health?

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"