Starting A New Fitness Plan Pillows

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Jogging...

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

How can we improve our health?

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"