Starting A New Exercise Program Pillows

"You know, this exercise program is making me feel younger already."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Jogging...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Yoga for beginners,

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'