Starting A New Exercise Program Gifts

"You know, this exercise program is making me feel younger already."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Jogging...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Guy in gym

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Yoga for beginners,

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"