Starting A New Fitness Journey Gifts

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'You're taking an aerobics class? -- is there that much air?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Jogging...

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'