Beginning A Fitness Journey Gifts

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

European Weight Watch Feel Good trip

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Exercise Bars

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Jogging...

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Guy in gym

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Ring for Service.

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"