Journey To Fitness Gifts

Talking scale

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Guy in gym

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Jogging...

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Yoga for beginners,

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."