Journey To Fitness Gifts

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Guy in gym

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Jogging...

Yoga for beginners,

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."