Starting A New Workout Program Gifts

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Garlic Free Zone.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Exercise Bars

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Jogging...

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Yoga for beginners,

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"