Starting A New Workout Program Gifts

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Garlic Free Zone.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Exercise Bars

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Jogging...

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Guy in gym

Yoga for beginners,

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."