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Yoga for beginners,

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Gym Dog

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

Olympic Torch Training

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Yoga.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Woman on exercise bike running her dog on treadmill

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Please seat to be weighted.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.