New Workout Routine Gifts

Yoga for beginners,

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Gym Dog

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

Olympic Torch Training

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Yoga.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Woman on exercise bike running her dog on treadmill

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Please seat to be weighted.

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.