Workout Routines Gifts

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

Star Jump

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"We're exclusively delts."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercise Class

Running

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Exercising

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Sisyphus during Covid

Toothbrush Romance

Gym Dog

Curling your hair for no reason