Personal Routines Gifts

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

Time for bed

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

We never go out anymore.

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

My Day - elevator magazine

Thought for Wednesday

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

A day in the life of a cow.

"I've been to the office..."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

'There goes the phone!'