Fresh Start In Fitness Pillows

'Open the doors before they have second thoughts, and scatter.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Jogging...

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Guy in gym

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

How can we improve our health?

Woman on running machine next to a cake.