Fresh Start In Fitness Gifts

'Open the doors before they have second thoughts, and scatter.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Jogging...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Guy in gym

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

How can we improve our health?