New Commitment To Fitness Pillows

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Jogging...

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Yoga for beginners,

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Ring for Service.

How can we improve our health?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."