New Commitment To Fitness T-Shirts

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Jogging...

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Guy in gym

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Yoga for beginners,

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Ring for Service.

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

How can we improve our health?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'How much just to look like I'm in shape?'