Starting A Fitness Routine Pillows

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Jogging...

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Guy in gym

Yoga for beginners,

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

How can we improve our health?

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'