Exercise Seekers Pillows

Circular Walk.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."